Although i have been slightly neglegent with my blog, i am back with a vengence and ready to bring some new jibberish to your attention. If you're like me you have always been infatuated with the english soccer league names, i mean it always sounds like they invented funny, silly words just to tickle the ear. It doesn't hurt that some leprechaun sounding announcer says them so cutsie i just want to curl up with a teddy bear a warm glass of milk and some ipswitch and soddingford. When i read some of these names i feel as if it is the dawn of the english language, some old english professor with a quill in hand twisting and turning the language so that it scoots and squirms its way to a very pleasing sound to the ear. So enjoy, and after my research i have listed some of my favorites in alphabetical order. Oh, it does help if you say them aloud and in an english accent. Some are easy and some are suprisingly more difficult requiring a double take. So take a look you sodding ginger!
These are a compilation of the Premier League, Football Conference, Nothern Premier League, Southern League, Isthmian League. All different levels of english soccer. I highlighted some of my favorites.
A.F.C. Hornchurch, A.F.C. Sudbury, Accrington Stanley, Altrincham, Armthorpe Welfare, Alvechurch, Bamber Bridge, Bashley, Basingstroke Town, Bedlington Terriers, Biddulph Victoria, Billingham Synthonia, Blackpool, Boreham Wood, Bowers & Pitsea, Boldmere St. Michaels, Braintree Town, Bridlington Town, Brodsworth Miners Welfare, Chalfont St. Peter, Charnock Richard, Cheltenham Town, Cheshunt, Chessington & Hook, Chippinham Town, Chipstead, Corinthian Casuals, Cray Wanderers, Crockenhill, (Dagenham & Redbridge), Dulwich Hamlet, Epsom & Ewell,
Eton Manor, Eversham, Flackwell Heath, Fleet Town, Forest Green Rovers,
Freckleton, (Frimley Green), Glapwell, Godalming Town, Gillingham, Goole,
Gravesend & Northfleet, Great Wakering Rovers, Guiseley, Gainsborough Trinity,
Hartley Wintney, Harwich & Parkeston, Havant & Waterlooville, Heybridge Swifts,
Hitchin Town, Holker Old Boys, Horsham, Ipswich Town,
Jarrow Roofing Bolden Community Association, Kidderminster Harriers, King's Lynn,
Kirkham & Wesham, Leatherhead, Lewes, Liversedge, Lordswood,
Macclesfield Town, Mangotsfield United, Merstham, Mickleover Sports,
Mildenhall Town, Milton Keynes Dons, Moor Green, Mossley, North Ferriby Utd,
Nottingham Forest, Nuneaton Borough, Ossett Albion, Pewsey Vale,
Pickering Town, Prescot Cables, Quorn, Radcliffe Borough, Ramsgate, Redbridge,
Runcorn Linnets, Rushden & Diamonds, Sawbridgeworth Town, Shepshed Dynamo,
Shierbrook Town, Slade Green, Sittingbourne, Slimbridge, Spennymoor Town,
Stalybridge Celtic, Stocksbridge Park Steels, Swindon Town, Team Bath, Thackley,
Tilbury, Tiverton Town, Tooting & Mitcham Utd, Tow Law Town, Thamesmead,
Walton & Hersham, Wivenhoe, Whyteleafe Twn, Wingate & Finchley, Worksop Town,
All things that are wrong and slanted about sports you will find here...i will promise you that my friend..
Friday, April 20, 2007
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The sound of an English announcer screaming "Manchesta Uniegh-ed" always tickles me funny bone.
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