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Thursday, February 15, 2007

The curse of the texans

It has been recently reported that the Houston Texans are considering trading quarterback David Carr if the right offer is there going into this years draft. The abundance of quality qb prospects in their drafting region ( yeah...its the top five ) have obviously influenced this thinking. Oh, really texans? You think you should maybe look at taking a quarterback? Well that is brilliant. But i think people were saying that...ummm..maybe last year. In a move that will probably go down as one of the worst draft decisions in history, the texans passed last year on not only reggie bush but vince young. Collectively one and two in the rookie of the year voting. Last year when even the subject of replacing carr was brought up they took a very defensive stance ,literally, and refused to listen to reason and picked Mario Williams...yeah nice pick. It seemed so natural, young a Houston native and star of the college championship game was right there for the taking and if not him then regggie bush, if they did that people could hardly fault them. But they didn't. There was all the draft hype of the terrible score of Young's wonderlik test about how one train going one direction at this speed, and one going another at that speed, and at what time does train b get to destination x. Yeah that test was obviously thrown out the window right about the time that vince took a terrible team and almost made the playoffs. I mean i really felt bad for the Houston fans when he goes in there last year and runs thirty nine yards for an in your face win. The whole stadium just kind of sat there and looked frozen and horrified. But you know what, this piece isn't really about a told ya so to the texans, as it is more a tribute to the dumb draft moves of all time...oh wait, yes it is...texans you now have the current title of stupidest move by a franchise in recent years. Good luck.

3 comments:

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Anonymous said...

ok 'sports for men'. if you want some people reading your blog, lets work on some subjects that would best define SPORTS for MEN!! not some 7' queerbate coming out of the closet because i didnt accomplish anything as a player i might as well make a book on being a blade, or the texan houstons cant win more than one game out of a season everyone plays players against their team in fantasy to rack up points, i am talking about, let see ok, let me start with one subject, sexy babes that are average in their sports but never accomplish anything. ie natalie gulbis FOX!! holy sexy batman!! this girl makes female golf watching mindnumbly fun and entertaining. forget tiger watch, big whoopdeedoo, i think there should be a natalie gulbis watch. men unite!! several different camera angles, like a tee shot. no no no simple minded fools, not the swing off the tee, i am talking a tee with a camera below it from the ground to better understand the swing nature looking up at gulbis from the ground. purely out of the interest of golf of course. come on!! where is my backing??

more to come to assist this week subject blog file.

luke

and why has the 'libra' blocked my anonymous postage of comments?? he will be punished